TOO fracking funny!
I saw this on a guy's online profile and just HAD to reprint it here for your enjoyment!
"I don't care what you look like, how much you weigh, how big your arms are, how long your dick is or whether you want to show face or not. Just be nice and I will be nice back. Eventually, we will ALL look like Barbara Bush. Nice people will still have people who love them. The rest of you will be alone."
Fan-freaking-tastic!
posted by MusclePup at 9:58 PM
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Maybe they aren't looking for romance? But if they are, then I am sure I am the most shallow person they would ever meet. However, I could just call myself "human."
Either way it is RICH with insightful comedy.
12:40 PM
ran into your blog by accident. I'm touched by your sensitivity and toughness. I admire how you show how human you are.
I read the part about you guys breaking up and it broke my heart. I was able to feel some of the loneliness and sadness by the stuff you wrote (I cried for a bit). Really hope things will work out between you guys. You're good looking and smart. Also crazy, like when you decided to get a bit dirty LOL. Hopefully he'll appreciate all these things too and see how lucky he is. It's so hard to meet people like you nowadays...
chamoyyc@hotmail.com
12:49 PM
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